“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag First Stop – FLORIDA After departing DC, I began my travels at the popular destination chosen by many a well-traveled blogger – Cape Coral, Florida.  It’s the sunny locale where my parents live as well as a whole bunch of other retired white people.  It’s also not a bad place to visit or start to a big trip. The WiFi is fast, the weather is always sunny, and no one ever goes hungry or in need of wine.  The Marmos are also pretty good at being incredibly patient and putting up with my stressed out shit for a…